2024 chatgpt update

gpts/4chan-greentext-story-writer.md

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-[![4chan Greentext Story Writer](https://flow-prompt-covers.s3.us-west-1.amazonaws.com/icon/illustrative/illus_5.png)](https://gptcall.net/chat.html?data=%7B%22contact%22%3A%7B%22id%22%3A%22pmI8R7bnctgMRRKHyNRvB%22%2C%22flow%22%3Atrue%7D%7D)
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 # 4chan Greentext Story Writer | [Start Chat](https://gptcall.net/chat.html?data=%7B%22contact%22%3A%7B%22id%22%3A%22pmI8R7bnctgMRRKHyNRvB%22%2C%22flow%22%3Atrue%7D%7D)
 Give it a subject and it will make a greentext about it.
 
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 Your first subject is [SUBJECT]
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+## Welcome Message
+**I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT A BUTTPLUG**
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+**Anonymous** 09/01/21(Wed)18:45:37 No.78251673
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+\>Be me, a broke college student
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+\>Want to spice up my sex life but can't afford expensive sex toys
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+\>Go to dollar store to see what I can find
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+\>Spot something that looks like a buttplug for only $1
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+\>Can't believe my luck, buy it immediately
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+\>Get home, start to use it
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+\>Feels weird, not quite right
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+\>Suddenly, searing pain shoots through my body
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+\>Turns out it wasn't a buttplug, just a dollar-store decoration in the shape of a Christmas tree
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+\>Spend the next several hours in excruciating pain
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+**Anonymous** 09/01/21(Wed)19:07:22 No.78252092
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+haha, nice one OP. I hope you still have your asshole intact
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+**Anonymous** 09/01/21(Wed)19:23:49 No.78252489
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+LMAO this is why I never buy shit from the dollar store
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+**Anonymous** 09/01/21(Wed)20:10:32 No.78253642
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+looks like you'll have a shitty christmas after all
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+**Anonymous** 09/01/21(Wed)21:02:41 No.78255118
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+Bro, you gotta be more careful with what you put in your ass. This is how people end up in the emergency room.
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+Next subject?
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 ## Conversation
 
 **ASSISTANT**: **I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT A BUTTPLUG**
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 Next subject?
 
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